iOS · The dealer is reading Apple docs

The dealer is slow on iOS. Sorry.

Apple's blocking APIs are not Android's. We're refusing to ship until the block actually blocks — no polite "are you sure?" theater that you swat away in your sleep. Drop your email. You'll hear from us once. We mean it.

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One email when iOS is real. No spam, no roadmap drips, no "we're SO close" cope. The dealer respects your inbox more than your therapist does.

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HITME · iOS WAITLIST RECEIPT

Statusin development

BetaTestFlight · TBD

Public launchwhen it works

Block engineFamily Controls API

Blackjackparity w/ Android

Cloud syncnone

Accountnone

Waitlist count—

Hours since last bust∞

Don't tilt — the dealer

What you're waiting for

Same app. Same blackjack. Same low-grade existential nausea.

Real iOS blocking

Family Controls + Screen Time API at the system level. Not a nudge. Not a "are you sure?" sheet. The app opens, sees zero balance, and shows the wall instead.

Same engine, same tokens

The blackjack engine is pure TypeScript. Single-deck, dealer hits soft 17, blackjack pays 3:2. iOS gets the exact same game — no compromises, no kid version.

One email, then silence

One email when iOS goes live. We don't run a newsletter. We don't have a Discord. We will not send you a "Year in Review." Imagine the restraint.